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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out






surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.